question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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