I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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