Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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