I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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