halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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