i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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