Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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