I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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