I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize