I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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