Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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