Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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