i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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