You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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