so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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