I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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