Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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