Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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