My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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