I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
