we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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