The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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