why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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