Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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