Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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