You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
