She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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