i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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