words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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