Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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