Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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