Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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