piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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