There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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