She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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