i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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