why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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