I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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I need water and some morals
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we should paint friendship bongs
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