I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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