My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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