I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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