Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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