i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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