I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I deserve to be covered in dicks
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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