talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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