Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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