Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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