I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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