is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.