But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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