Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
