My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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